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Post  A beaver on Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:10 pm

50 dark

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Post  DoneZ on Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:12 pm

20 dick

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Post  A beaver on Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:17 pm

ALL DA KIDS KNOW DA TRUFE,

AH GOT BIG NUTZ.

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Post  DoneZ on Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:17 pm

Hickory dickory dock.
A mouse climbed up my cock.
It hurt.

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:41 pm

Da game. You lost. .OP.FAOSJMSYNOGUDSFDYFUHGDSFMIG

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:07 pm

Big boat.

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Post  DoneZ on Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:00 pm

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Post  harsh29 on Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:05 am

NO GAME.

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Post  DoneZ on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:41 pm

Mighty the Mario

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Post  DoneZ on Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:41 pm

Uncle Fudge

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Post  harsh29 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:20 am

Wet bread thrown at one another

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Post  DoneZ on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:08 am

I DON"T DO AAANYTHEENG.
NASA PROJECT

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Post  harsh29 on Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:10 pm

COMBO BREAKER

I didn't even have to open this thread to see those 2 coming.

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Post  A beaver on Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:11 pm

WHAT ARE YOUR DORING TOR ME NORW

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:28 am

I'm looking for some weh weh. WEH WEH?!

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Post  DoneZ on Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:43 am

My god I forgot that one.

We'll take turns on his penis... Kicking it.

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:51 am

YA'LL WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRIIIICK?

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Post  DoneZ on Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:36 pm

harsh29 wrote:YA'LL WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRIIIICK?

Posted.

Da Hooka

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Post  harsh29 on Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:43 pm

dachokka.

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Post  A beaver on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:04 am

DUH PETEZUH.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:57 pm

Okay I have my list from last year.

MAHGELLAN
MAH JUNK
FRICK
Clouds
Nice PSP
Everything I built, GONE!
*Fish goes by* WOAH
John (voice, kid, etc.)
Blitzkreig Bop hand gestures
This is my table!
Feeling moist
I'm smart, I count beers
GAMES!!!
Guys, games?! (Sheehan voice)
Bears?!
What are you saaaaying?
SUPER SAJAIYAN FIVE
I SEE DA RIVA!
DA CHOKKHA (the joker, Al Roker, home broker, pizza, hooka, chain smoka)
You bet kid!
Body of CHRIST
ONE
Can't understand this viideo.
Hey can you calm down a little bit?
That's the most derranged thing I ever heard... Say it again.
Breffmints, It's da truff!
Smackin' it!
Shotgun (white wedding)
Pineapple
You idiot you knocked my contacts out.
SHUT UP! (Linkin Park Rock Band 2 Xbox Live)
Oh my god shut up!
I got dis!
Package
War Cheeldren
Ray Charles
I'm shanks the friendly chimney sweep!
S'bout it! Ahahahaha (slow mo)
Hey faggot what's your rank?
Deeze kids, Guitar Hero, da best!
Smart kid!
Fire your arrows! Thwack!
Beep beep beep (while bobbing your head)
I'm perfect
Ah hate jumpas!
2 with a pownch
Brett Farve and Rothelisberger sandwich
Looks like point deductions!
Nanja magic!
Egypts
Apples and bananas
Uppercut (?)
Dododododododo (This was written in an arche. Rock Band reference.)
Black Hawks
Otto. Von. Bismark.
Sammy Davis Jr.
Drawn out swear words (SHEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIT)
*Bryce noise*
You've gone and messed up my dick hand.
I need scissors! 61!
Me lambo Debra
I can't believe how awesome dis game is! Dis game kicks me in da balls!
Confession games
Guilty Gear (coconut, cut ze groin, go flame)
Terry Bogarde
The system is mine.
I didn't want to buy that game until I saw the water!
We can take turns
Fun Time!
Hypotenuse of my pimp juice
The square root of a pineapple = 2 jars of pizza
Cookily crumbles
It's a bicycle!
Thug life!
Castle Crashers at the GDC.com
You can hide your weed in there.
I'm faster than lightning!
Thunder mug!
I like dat beat!
I can stretch!
Do're squats!
POL POT
Ski 4 Fun
The Alk Man
David Bowie Spin Kick
Bease Mode!
Nothin better than solid.
I got junk to touch
Badass Ty

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Post  harsh29 on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:58 pm

Wow.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:35 pm

When I looked at that after typing that and realised how many we wrote down that never actually caught on. And those that we did use a lot like MAH JUNK are only now used as memory card names.

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Post  harsh29 on Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:45 pm

DoneZ wrote:Okay I have my list from last year.

MAHGELLAN
MAH JUNK
FRICK
Clouds
Nice PSP
Everything I built, GONE!
*Fish goes by* WOAH
John (voice, kid, etc.)

Blitzkreig Bop hand gestures
This is my table!
Feeling moist
I'm smart, I count beers
GAMES!!!
Guys, games?! (Sheehan voice)
Bears?!
What are you saaaaying?
SUPER SAJAIYAN FIVE
I SEE DA RIVA!
DA CHOKKHA (the joker, Al Roker, home broker, pizza, hooka, chain smoka)

You bet kid!
Body of CHRIST
ONE
Can't understand this viideo.
Hey can you calm down a little bit?
That's the most derranged thing I ever heard... Say it again.
Breffmints, It's da truff!
Smackin' it!
Shotgun (white wedding)
Pineapple
You idiot you knocked my contacts out.
SHUT UP! (Linkin Park Rock Band 2 Xbox Live)
Oh my god shut up!
I got dis!
Package
War Cheeldren
Ray Charles
I'm shanks the friendly chimney sweep!
S'bout it! Ahahahaha (slow mo)
Hey faggot what's your rank?
Deeze kids, Guitar Hero, da best!
Smart kid!
Fire your arrows! Thwack!
Beep beep beep (while bobbing your head)
I'm perfect
Ah hate jumpas!
2 with a pownch
Brett Farve and Rothelisberger sandwich
Looks like point deductions!
Nanja magic!
Egypts
Apples and bananas
Uppercut (?)
Dododododododo (This was written in an arche. Rock Band reference.)
Black Hawks
Otto. Von. Bismark.
Sammy Davis Jr.

Drawn out swear words (SHEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIT)
*Bryce noise*
You've gone and messed up my dick hand.
I need scissors! 61!
Me lambo Debra
I can't believe how awesome dis game is! Dis game kicks me in da balls!
Confession games
Guilty Gear (coconut, cut ze groin, go flame)
Terry Bogarde

The system is mine.
I didn't want to buy that game until I saw the water!

We can take turns
Fun Time!
Hypotenuse of my pimp juice
The square root of a pineapple = 2 jars of pizza
Cookily crumbles
It's a bicycle!
Thug life!
Castle Crashers at the GDC.com
You can hide your weed in there.
I'm faster than lightning!
Thunder mug!
I like dat beat!
I can stretch!
Do're squats!
POL POT
Ski 4 Fun
The Alk Man
David Bowie Spin Kick
Bease Mode!
Nothin better than solid.
I got junk to touch
Badass Ty

Bolded ones that worked.

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Post  A beaver on Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:02 am

I'm quite partial to Brice. OH.

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