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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Tue May 26, 2009 11:48 am

I love the pranks they do.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  Flumer on Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:09 pm

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I need you anne
Stranger: hi
Stranger: I need you Charles.
You: Wow.
You: You even remember my name
You: Im sorry we fought
You: Can you forgive me?
Stranger: I'm sorry too.
Stranger: Of course I forgive you Charles.
You: Thank you
You: Now we can get back together again
You: And resume our Meth Lab.
Stranger: Yes!
You: Im so happy.
Stranger: Tell me Charles, how are the dearies?
You: Good,
You: The meth babies went into convulsions this morning.
You: Makes me proud to see my young ones do what took me 35 years to accomplish.
Stranger: Heavens!
Stranger: It sounds like I have missed a lot.
You: Sadly,
You: But that can all change now!
You: You can come back.
You: I promise I won't threaten you with the fire poker covered in Dart Frog poison.
Stranger: Oh Charles!
You: Oh anne!
Stranger: I still love you so...
You: I love you as well.
You: Actually I believe that I have discovered a new formula.
Stranger: Oh? Do tell.
You: You see before.
You: We were adding too much Methanfedimine to the mixture.
Stranger: Yes, yes.
You: I've discovered that with just a little bit of Potassium Boron that it increases the length of the "fun".
Stranger: Gracious!
Stranger: Always the smart one Charles.
You: Why thank you.
Stranger: That's why I fell in love with you.
You: It's been hard to concentrate though without you thrusting away at my cock.
You: That always helped me out.
Stranger: Yes, indeed it did.
Stranger: But that's all about to change...
Stranger: I'm coming back to you charles!
You: Yes.
You: Just as soon as you return from South Korea we can be united again!
Stranger: Yes!
You: So how is Korea?
Stranger: Awful really.
Stranger: Everyone smells like dear old Mr. Ingram.
Stranger: You remember him right?
Stranger: Always smelled like feet.
You: Yes.
Stranger: And the insects...
Stranger: Oh, what a bother.
You: Hmmm...sounds like a high dosage of my new formula could do you a world of good.
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: I shall depart soon my love.
You: I cannot wait.
You: Just as soon as you get out of your rehabilitation clinic.
You: It will be a marvelous day.
Stranger: Indeed.
You: But, just answer me this.
You: What is the greatest Video Game ever created?
Stranger: The greatest video game ever created?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Oh dear...
Stranger: So many...
You: Go on.
Stranger: I do believe that that would be...
You: Yes?
Stranger: Super Mario Bros.
You: I see.
You: And,
You: Greatest Anime series?
Stranger: Greatest anime series...
Stranger: Oh dear...
Stranger: Well Charles, you know I was always partial to One Piece.
You: Yes.
You: Of course
You: MONKAY DAY LOOFAY
Stranger: lol
You: He can stretch right
You: ?
Stranger: Yes Charles. He can stretch.
Stranger: He stretched his way into my heart.
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GUNDAM
You: DUH NU NU
Stranger: Oh yes
Stranger: Gundam was such a good series
You: Robots suck.
Stranger: All according to Keikaku...
You: DBZ
Stranger: Hellz yeah!
You: NARUTO
Stranger: No
You: My god.
You: You passed the test.
You: You're the first person.
You: Congrats\
Stranger: <3
You: Age?
Stranger: 17 mofo
You: Congats.
You: I say to you.
Stranger: Charles...
You: May the stars shine whereever you may walk.

Stranger: I will always love you.
You: As will I.
You: Go on, and do not follow the path of King Piccolo
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Or Mercenary Tao.
Stranger: Oh yes, yes
Stranger: My drill is...
You: And maybe even the Black henchman of General Red, whose name I cannot recall.
Stranger: THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
You: Yes,
You: The drill
You: Last question.
You: For the ultimate prize,
You: Best Band?
Stranger: Best band?
Stranger: Why that would be...
Stranger: Oh, so many...
You: Then name the 3 top.
Stranger: Modest Mouse, Massive Attack, The Verve
You: I'm sorry.
You: Radiohead should have been in there.
Stranger: NO! I have failed.
You: Therefore you cannot be awarded the final prize.
Stranger: What was the final prize?
You: That I cannot reveal
You: Unless.
You: You can name 3 songs from Radiohead
You: You have 15 seconds
You: 15
You: 14
Stranger: Creep
You: 13
You: 12
You: 11
You: 10
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You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
Stranger: Airbag
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: A reminder
You: 1
You: Let me comply your results.
Stranger: The cover of wonderwall lol
You: Hmmm....
You: You seem to know your stuff.
You: Thoug
You: h
You: Something seems fishy
Stranger: Thom Yorke...
Stranger: He blew off Hannah Montana and Kanye West
Stranger: Both got all angry.
You: Hmmm,..\
You: Total number of Albums?
You: 5.
You: 4.
You: 3.
You: 2.
Stranger: 7
You: 1.
You: Good good.
You: Intelligent.
Stranger: Tell ME!
Stranger: I must know!
Stranger: The final prize! Charles! PLEASE CHARLES!
You: hmmm
You: you seem worthy
You: TF2=?
Stranger: Team Fortress 2 mofo
Stranger: Best multiplayer game
You: Halo 3=
Stranger: christmas
You: Hmmm
You: Worthy Indeed,
You: Lets see
You: OKAI
Stranger: Sentry goin up
Stranger: I never really was on your side...
You: Good.
You: It seems that you are ready.
You: FINAL TEST
Stranger: Oh god
You: 10 DBZ characters
You: 30 seconds
You: GO
You: 1.
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You: 282
You: 29
You: ...
You: .....
Stranger: Picolo, Vegeta, Trunks, Goku, Gohan, Buu, Herculeus, Freeza, bulma, raditz
Stranger: cell
You: Well done
You: Here is your prize.
Stranger: !!!
You: It is a source to infinite knowledge
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: YUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
You: Something that can give you the answer to nearly anything
You: And
You: Here
Stranger: :O
You: It
You: Is...
You: DUH
You: DUH DUH
You: DUH DHU DUH
You: dagagagaggagagagagagagaggagagaggagagagagga
You: www.wikipedia.org
Stranger: Hellz yeah!
You: Congrats
Stranger: With wikipedia at my side...
You: That is something that I dont give out rarely
Stranger: I shall rule the world!
You: Maybe
You: But use the power for good,
Stranger: And give out worthless info too...
You: HAIL SACRED GERMANY
Stranger: Heil!
You: Goodbye my dear friend.
Stranger: Goodbye my love
You: It was nice meeting you again...
You: Anne
Stranger: As was it nice meeting you...
Stranger: Charles
Stranger: <3
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:24 pm

Ahaha, wow, awesome.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  A beaver on Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:18 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: That won't be important when I report your IP to the police.
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:18 pm

It's long, but it's worth the read.




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I DO NOT FIND ASL TO BE BORING
Stranger: okay
You: WHY DID IT TELL ME THAT?!
Stranger: idk i didnt create this
You: YOU COULD HAVE
Stranger: yea sure
You: LIKE, ARE YOU A HACKER GUY
Stranger: im a girl
You: HACKER GIRL*
Stranger: no
You: AW THAT SUCKS I HERE THEY MAKE A LOT OF MONIES
Stranger: yea i wish
You: GOT A JOB?
Stranger: yea
You: WHADDYA DO?
Stranger: work wit kids
Stranger: in a after school program
You: YOU LIKE DOING THAT?
Stranger: not really but i get money
Stranger: some days
You: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
Stranger: do u work wit kids 2
You: EHHH
You: IM A DJ AT THE LOCAL CLUB
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where u from
You: Pennsylvania
Stranger: ohh im from new york
You: Right above me, how nice
Stranger: lol yep
You: anything funny happen at your job?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Like what?
Stranger: well there was this one time a kid started yellin at his mom and then they left and i heard th kid say we'll talk about this at home
You: ha, i'm always seeing peopel fight over stuff
You: always funny
Stranger: yea
Stranger: how bout u anythin funny at ur job
You: Every night something funny happens
You: Like this one time a guy just started taking his clothe s off in the middle of the dance floor
Stranger: omg thats crazy he was that drunk
You: people get smashes all the time
You: I've seen that happen more then once
You: something about people and not wanting to wear clothes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: when im at a clubmy limit is 2 or 3 cause i always have 2 take someone else home
Stranger: drinks*
You: I know what you mean
You: I try just to avoid it all, gotta keep thing stogether
Stranger: ohh must be hard
You: Yeah somtimes
You: One time 2 guys started fighting, I decided to change the music to something suited to there fight, it was great
Stranger: lol thats cool
You: and there was the one time there everyone started just having sex...
You: I booked it outta there
Stranger: seriously
You: aaa
You: yaaaa
Stranger: everyone?
You: well
You: the majority
You: at first I thought it was a joke
You: I was wrong
Stranger: still awkward 2 watch
You: very
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i feel bad for u
You: I've seen a lot
Stranger: i could tell
You: The moshing one time killed someone
You: If you wanna see some screwedd up stuff be a dj
Stranger: okay thanks for the heads up
Stranger: i guess
You: no prob
Stranger: how did they die
You: they were trampled
Stranger: okay
You: one time i got called in on easter
You: everyone was dressed up as jesus
You: they get into it
Stranger: thats jus plain wierd
You: like, sometimes they put nails through themselves
Stranger: im guessin there suicidial
You: Love God, and wanna see him I guess
Stranger: i do 2 but not by killin myself
You: i heard some scientists proved god was a woman
You: i'm not really sure how but that's what i heard
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i never heard that
You: hmm might be on the down low
You: I mean people can get upset over stuff liek that
Stranger: yea
Stranger: true
You: like
You: tell your friends and see if they get upset
Stranger: nah theyre religious but not offensive religious
You: well still tell them, they may wanna know the truth
You: I mean scientists know theyre stuff
Stranger: its jus an idea not the truth
You: yeah
You: didn't think about that
You: you got some words of wisdome
Stranger: thanks
You: should take a philosophers class, like my friend dane
Stranger: i'll think about it
You: awsum
Stranger: so where does ur family come from
You: 100% Australian
Stranger: oh me its 100% dominican
You: oh kewl
Stranger: yea u 2
You: it's funny ppl either love or hate the accent
Stranger: i dont really care
You: oh that different
Stranger: cuz i cant tell them 2 stop talkin the way they talk
Stranger: its like mission impossible 2 them
Stranger: well some people could hide it
Stranger: but still
You: yeah yeah
You: you hear about the bily mays crisis
Stranger: nah
You: really?
Stranger: yep
You: the infomercial guy died
Stranger: why
You: i guss it was his time
Stranger: ohh
You: i made like 6 songs for him
Stranger: u make songs
You: yeah
You: DJs don't just play music
You: gotta make some too
Stranger: ohh yea
Stranger: play any instruments
You: I play drums guitar keyboard sax I sing violen cello flute obo, like everything
You: Im a music guy
Stranger: i could tell cool
You: check out one of mah remixes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHgWaMfOdg
Stranger: okay
You: this is probable one of my best remixes
Stranger: its really cool
You: thanks
Stranger: welcome
You: took me like 6 hours
You: drank 3 red bulls
Stranger: ohh wow
Stranger: it sounds cool though\
You: djing a tough job mate
Stranger: the guy thats dancin is a good dancer
You: that's one of my friends
Stranger: he's good
You: His names Mickey Rastly
You: Might wanna look him up in the future hes going placez
Stranger: i will
You: to be honest my parents dont really care for my work
Stranger: why
You: cuz theyre bastards
Stranger: wat did they do
You: they sent me here with my brother just by ourselves
You: like i was alone with my brother
Stranger: wow thats horrible
You: we make due
Stranger: oh
You: you heer about michael jackson?
Stranger: yea its everywhere
You: whatchu know about that
Stranger: and crazy
Stranger: he died and that he didnt have anythin 2 eat for days and also they found pills in his stomach
You: you glad or sad hes dead?
Stranger: i dont really care cuz i wasnt a fan and i never met him and he didnt even knew that i existed
You: yeah
You: his music sucked
Stranger: they were alrite but they say he was the king of pop
You: more like king of nothing if i do say so myself
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whos ur favorite artist or song
Stranger: oh and i also heard he killed himself cuz his father rapped him when he was little
You: oh
You: wow
You: didnt heer that
You: wat kinda rap did he do?
You: like 50 cent and mnm?
Stranger: he didnt rap he jus sang
Stranger: ohh
You: oh
You: You meant
You: RAPED
You: that sux
Stranger: yea
You: hey
You: you like james bond?
Stranger: hes alrite
You: my brothers in secret service like him
You: don't tell anyone
Stranger: thats so cool
You: just promise me you wiont tell anyone please
Stranger: yea sure i wont
You: kewl
You: like, he does the cool stuff but doesnt get the sex
Stranger: lol that sucks for him
You: like there was going to be a terrost attaack but he stopped it
You: he's an awesome dude
Stranger: by who
You: the germans
Stranger: oh
You: who would have guess theyed try something like that
Stranger: right
You: it wasn' ton the news, so the germans are now in good terms with the us
Stranger: why would they want 2 do some thing bad though
You: terrorists aren't the germans!
You: it was like some stupid clan thing from germany
Stranger: ohh
You: German police told them stop
Stranger: but y did they want to do somethin bad
You: just hate americans and freedome
Stranger: i guess so
You: so
You: tell me more about urself
Stranger: wat do u wanna kno
You: hobbies?
Stranger: i do some basketball but very good at it and i dance
You: like
You: ballet or some freestyle jiphop stuffz
Stranger: i mix
You: whats ur sign
Stranger: leo
Stranger: u?
You: aquairis
You: I like water
Stranger: my sister is an aquarius 2
You: my sister is the same
You: we don't talk anymore
You: too far away
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: srry 2 hear that
You: she doesn't have tha long distence lol
Stranger: ohh lol
You: so like what exactly do you do with kids?
Stranger: well i give them snack then they do hw and then i take them 2 the gym
You: like daycare
Stranger: for the rest of the day
Stranger: yea but with older kids like from 2nd graders to 8th graders
You: ah
Stranger: yep
You: ive herd of stuff like that before
Stranger: yea its called an after school program
You: thats what i thought
Stranger: and since its the summer we have summer day camp those are for littler kids and we go on trips and stuff
You: to where?
Stranger: like to the park and the musuem and the pool
Stranger: stuff like that
You: i rememebr stuff like that when i was a kid
Stranger: yea me 2
You: you got an email adresss?
Stranger: im still workin on mine cuz someone hacked my other one
You: oh that sucks
Stranger: yea
You: anyway to kepe the chatinz goin cuz i gotta go soon
Stranger: yea me too
Stranger: nice talkin 2 you stranger
You: nice talking to you toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: remember
You: scientists are always rite
Stranger: sure they are i dont believe it
You: yeah ya do
Stranger: really though how can he be a girl he didnt have boobs
You: like what in bruce almighty
Stranger: lol
Stranger: but still yea i believe he was a boy
You: thats sexist
Stranger: no it isnt
You: oh
You: i thought it was
Stranger: how
Stranger: lol nice cover up
You: that some nice words of wisdom
You: NUH UH
You: >:(
Stranger: lol and im mad 2
You: ARGH I'M ANGRY
Stranger: IM ANGRIER
You: YOU LIAR
Stranger: NO UR A LIAR
Stranger: OK WERE BOTH LIARERS
You: WHATEVER
Stranger: UH HUH SURE
You: GAAAAWD
Stranger: wat?
You: lol nvrmind
Stranger: ok
You: Alright
You: I'm done
You: I'm a sniper
You: Watch out
Stranger: lol sure i will
You: Sniper are highly feared al across the country
Stranger: so your sayin you'll drive for 2 or 3 or 4 hours here jus to snipe at me
You: wat
You: thats a waste of gas
You: i could get someone in NY to do that
You: but you're a nice kid so I won't do that
Stranger: yea sure
You: You've fed me too much
Stranger: how
You: With words my friend
You: With words
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i got 2 go srry
Stranger: nice 2 meet you
You: REMEMBER MEEEEEEE
Stranger: i will
You: Good.
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Gabe Utsecks
Stranger: my name is alex
Stranger: well bye
You: Bye then
You: Also
You: MY NAME IS ALEX TOO
You: AHAHAHA
Stranger: cool see u are a liar
Stranger: me 2 bye
You: bye!
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