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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 11:52 am


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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 12:00 pm

Read the one at the top.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/rapture-ready.php?page=4



Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm looking for some sailors
Stranger: oh i'm not but its my biggest dream
Stranger: to be a sailor
Stranger: but its too late for it i guess :(
You: :(
You: You will never accomplish gay sex on a boat at this rate
Stranger: yes yes :( that's why i'm sad
You: The world is a terrible place where we can not freely choose when and where we have our gay sex
Stranger: completely correct, sucker heteros don't know that
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Mon May 18, 2009 4:27 pm

YOU STOLE EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE.

Let's try to find each other, start your conversations with "Will you open the door?"

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Stranger: CElaleddin Tayfun?
You: i love aladdin
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Mon May 18, 2009 4:40 pm

http://s610.photobucket.com/albums/tt187/dorumgurl/

Made us a photobucket.

Name: dorumgurl
Password: qwerty

NO ONE WILL EVER GET INTO IT.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Tue May 19, 2009 12:08 am

T-T-TRIPLE POST

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyo
Stranger: oh herro
You: that's like
You: froma a movie
Stranger: team america
You: that's sooo funny
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: you?
You: 18/f/cali
Stranger: so whatcha lookin for on here?
You: People to chat to on msn
Stranger: any particular topic?
You: nah not really
You: well
You: you know
Stranger: heh, i love an exciting conversation ;-)
You: you have msn?
Stranger: nah, just aim and yahoo unfortunately
You: ahh D:
Stranger: i mean i suppose i COULD make an account
Stranger: just never had a reason to
You: yeah, this website seems to have a lot of people who want them
Stranger: msn accounts or "exciting" converstaion
You: both
Stranger: i have yet to have any good conversations of the exciting sort
You: Me neither
Stranger: could solve that i suppose
You: well then
You: let's gooo~
Stranger: lets do this
You: you start :3
Stranger: well lets think of a setting
You: a volcano!
Stranger: hrm alright
Stranger: sexiest damn volcanoe in the world
You: yeah it is
Stranger: crashed plane on the side of a volcano
You: only you and i are the ones still alive
Stranger: but we have plenty of food and supplies to last us a life time( it was a big plane)
You: yeah
Stranger: alright
Stranger: so
Stranger: one day
Stranger: the morning is pretty crisp, so naturally we seek shelter within the walls of our crashed vessel
Stranger: the lack of other people in the picture has made the two of us unnaturally attracted to each other
Stranger: and the preservation of warmth had led us into close quarters with each other
Stranger: making things a bit...
You: hot?
Stranger: yes, we wake up together, and know that there isn't anything we can do
Stranger: trying to ignore the situation for most of the day by busying ourselves with pointless tasks
Stranger: we come together trying to do the same stupid little chore
Stranger: i look over an notice that as you are bending over to pick something up the shirt you are wearing reveals a little bit of what you have underneath
You: i notice that you see this and give you a wink and a smile
Stranger: this wink and smile quickly evolves into me being able to do nothing but stare as you move about just fixinging some things up
You: i get done with what I'm doing and come over to you
Stranger: i stand up, trying to ignore the fact that you are there, but i can feel you close, and i turn around to see you gazing back
You: i come closer to you and put my arms around you
Stranger: i first just stare into your eyes, just before planting an oh so tender kiss on your lips
You: i kiss back and start to take off my shirt
Stranger: i kiss you more and more passionately, slowly moving my hands all around your back and down to touch your butt
You: i stop and tell you
You: we should go to the top of the volcano so it can be more passionate
Stranger: i disappear into the plane for a few seconds, and return holding a few blankets
You: alright, let's go, i hold your hand on the way there
Stranger: as we climb the mountain to the summit, we become even more attached, to believe and trust in the other to get us there safely
Stranger: but finally we arrive
Stranger: and we again begin to kiss as i drop the blankets
You: i start kissing all over you
Stranger: i pull you in close, kissing your neck and touching your breasts
You: i start to reach for your cock
Stranger: but are interrupted as i start to fiddle with the button on the front of your pants
You: i help you with it
Stranger: and i slip my hand down into your pants
You: but i interrupt you
You: i grab you and pick you up and throw you into the volcano
You: I then scream
You: VOLCANO
You: TAKE THIS MAAAAAAN
You: i then do a dance around the rim of the volcano
You: i'm so wet right now
Stranger: heh
You: the fuck?
You: I just threw you inot a volcano
You: you're dead
Stranger: (air bubble)
You: I pop it
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I win.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Tue May 19, 2009 1:52 am

I lol'd pretty hard.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Tue May 19, 2009 11:32 am

That's right.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  Flumer on Tue May 19, 2009 12:25 pm

harsh29 wrote:T-T-TRIPLE POST

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyo
Stranger: oh herro
You: that's like
You: froma a movie
Stranger: team america
You: that's sooo funny
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: you?
You: 18/f/cali
Stranger: so whatcha lookin for on here?
You: People to chat to on msn
Stranger: any particular topic?
You: nah not really
You: well
You: you know
Stranger: heh, i love an exciting conversation ;-)
You: you have msn?
Stranger: nah, just aim and yahoo unfortunately
You: ahh D:
Stranger: i mean i suppose i COULD make an account
Stranger: just never had a reason to
You: yeah, this website seems to have a lot of people who want them
Stranger: msn accounts or "exciting" converstaion
You: both
Stranger: i have yet to have any good conversations of the exciting sort
You: Me neither
Stranger: could solve that i suppose
You: well then
You: let's gooo~
Stranger: lets do this
You: you start :3
Stranger: well lets think of a setting
You: a volcano!
Stranger: hrm alright
Stranger: sexiest damn volcanoe in the world
You: yeah it is
Stranger: crashed plane on the side of a volcano
You: only you and i are the ones still alive
Stranger: but we have plenty of food and supplies to last us a life time( it was a big plane)
You: yeah
Stranger: alright
Stranger: so
Stranger: one day
Stranger: the morning is pretty crisp, so naturally we seek shelter within the walls of our crashed vessel
Stranger: the lack of other people in the picture has made the two of us unnaturally attracted to each other
Stranger: and the preservation of warmth had led us into close quarters with each other
Stranger: making things a bit...
You: hot?
Stranger: yes, we wake up together, and know that there isn't anything we can do
Stranger: trying to ignore the situation for most of the day by busying ourselves with pointless tasks
Stranger: we come together trying to do the same stupid little chore
Stranger: i look over an notice that as you are bending over to pick something up the shirt you are wearing reveals a little bit of what you have underneath
You: i notice that you see this and give you a wink and a smile
Stranger: this wink and smile quickly evolves into me being able to do nothing but stare as you move about just fixinging some things up
You: i get done with what I'm doing and come over to you
Stranger: i stand up, trying to ignore the fact that you are there, but i can feel you close, and i turn around to see you gazing back
You: i come closer to you and put my arms around you
Stranger: i first just stare into your eyes, just before planting an oh so tender kiss on your lips
You: i kiss back and start to take off my shirt
Stranger: i kiss you more and more passionately, slowly moving my hands all around your back and down to touch your butt
You: i stop and tell you
You: we should go to the top of the volcano so it can be more passionate
Stranger: i disappear into the plane for a few seconds, and return holding a few blankets
You: alright, let's go, i hold your hand on the way there
Stranger: as we climb the mountain to the summit, we become even more attached, to believe and trust in the other to get us there safely
Stranger: but finally we arrive
Stranger: and we again begin to kiss as i drop the blankets
You: i start kissing all over you
Stranger: i pull you in close, kissing your neck and touching your breasts
You: i start to reach for your cock
Stranger: but are interrupted as i start to fiddle with the button on the front of your pants
You: i help you with it
Stranger: and i slip my hand down into your pants
You: but i interrupt you
You: i grab you and pick you up and throw you into the volcano
You: I then scream
You: VOLCANO
You: TAKE THIS MAAAAAAN
You: i then do a dance around the rim of the volcano
You: i'm so wet right now
Stranger: heh
You: the fuck?
You: I just threw you inot a volcano
You: you're dead
Stranger: (air bubble)
You: I pop it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I win.

That was...great. I would have ended up making myself a man in the story. But yours was good.
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Re: omegle.com

Post  Flumer on Tue May 19, 2009 8:47 pm

the Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LETS FUCK
Stranger: THE GAME

You: OMG
Stranger: YOU GOT IT
You: FORCECHEN.COM
You: MY FAVORITE
You: I LIKE /b/
You: ITS SO FUNNY
You: RANDOMW PICTURES
Stranger: /b/ is the shizznit
You: OF GIRLS
You: AND DBZ PORN
Stranger: SO I HERD YOU LIEKS CP???!?
You: SO I HEARD YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF
Stranger: well so do i
You: ME TOO
You: THE GAME
You: OHP I LOST
You: WHAT WILL I DO NOW?
Stranger: make milhouse a meme
Stranger: and always type in caps.... ALWAYS

Stranger: ALWAYS
You: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You: LOL
Stranger: ALWAYS
You: V FOR VENDETTA
You: I BOUGHT HIS MASK AT HOT TOPIC
You: THEN I WATCHED TWILIGHT IN REVERSE WHILE WEARING IT
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN ....... newfag.....
You: I FELT SO KAWAII
Stranger: SHIT NEWFAG ITS GONNA BLOW
You: ONLY NEWFAGS CALL PEOPLE NEW FAGS
Stranger: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
You: RUN AWAY
You: OH OH OH OH
You: WOAH
Stranger: girgamesh is gonna get you and your little dog too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone explain what happened.

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: sex?
Stranger: male
Stranger: u?
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: 16
Stranger: me too
You: cool
You: Start\
Stranger: start what?
You: sex
Stranger: ah
Stranger: *I take off your shirt*
You: *i puch you in the balls and shove my cock down your throat*
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Wed May 20, 2009 11:50 am

You blew it.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Wed May 20, 2009 12:00 pm

Dare I say... In his face?

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Re: omegle.com

Post  Flumer on Wed May 20, 2009 1:32 pm

All over.
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Wed May 20, 2009 4:20 pm

I get it. AND I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE THAT.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed May 20, 2009 4:21 pm

Yes you did.

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Post  harsh29 on Wed May 20, 2009 4:22 pm

Nuh uh. You're at home, gimme a funny Omegle.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed May 20, 2009 4:32 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm wet
You: Here have my towel
Stranger: clever
Stranger: best answer so far
You: Is it?
Stranger: yes.
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Post  DoneZ on Wed May 20, 2009 4:36 pm

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 23 m germany
You: 23 m germany
Stranger: very cool
Stranger: talkin to mirror
You: We must be clones
You: What am I thinking right now?
Stranger: you cant think because the fish knows every think
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The tinfoil hat I'm wearing right now is for good reason.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed May 20, 2009 4:41 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: No I will not have sex with you
Stranger: female?
You: Are you trying to get in my pants?
Stranger: ahah ye right
You: Because it isn't working
Stranger: im not lesbian
You: Next you are going to say you aren't a rapist
You: Is that mustache even real?
Stranger: what are u talkin about`?
Stranger: haha
You: I see right through you
You: Jesus Christ is on my side
Stranger: am i a male or female?
You: You are on of those
You: What do you call them?
Stranger: eat me
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Thu May 21, 2009 11:15 am

I want to Omegle, so bad.

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Re: omegle.com

Post  Flumer on Fri May 22, 2009 5:04 pm

TOGETHER TY AND I (ALEX) BECOME THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

Ancient Forest Cybering
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi ;)
Stranger: how r u
You: good
Stranger: whr ru frm
You: Cali!
Stranger: cool
You: u
Stranger: i m frm london
You: asl?
Stranger: 22 m
Stranger: u?
You: coll
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f
You: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/4/rtpcwhiteknightslol/8.jpg
You: ;)
Stranger: first time i have ever seen..someone show theri pic....in the start of conversation
You: welll....
Stranger: you r a hot piece
You: lol thx!
Stranger: u look damn sexy
Stranger: so what are u upto on omegle
You: nm...
You: my dad is such a dik
Stranger: why so
You: hes so mean to me
You: like
Stranger: yeah....what does how do
You: i was sucking this guys dick
You: and he got mad at me
You: what a jerk!
Stranger: he wont understand.....let him alone
Stranger: so u have BF
Stranger: or just one night stand
You: no...
You: we broke up
You: im so horny!
Stranger: really.....wanna fuck
You: lol
You: sure
Stranger: whats the time thr
Stranger: are u free totally
You: yea
You: my dads at work ;
Stranger: http://i39.tinypic.com/2rzx81s.jpg
You: ;)
Stranger: this is me
You: i play soccer too!
Stranger: cool.....u can play that over my body
You: lol
You: ur so funy
Stranger: yeah....wanna ride
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what r u wearing now
You: hmmm
You: a thong and a white tee
You: ;
You: ;)
You: u?
Stranger: boxers
Stranger: thats it
Stranger: i feel like sucking ur boobs
Stranger: they are so awesome...in shape
You: lol thx ;))
Stranger: hey squeaze ur boobs
You: alright, i am
Stranger: are u wet
Stranger: massage ur pussy
Stranger: over ur thong
You: one hand on my chest
You: th other down there ;)
Stranger: u like that
Stranger: how does ur pussy taste like
Stranger: u like ur cum
You: i dunno lol
You: u tell me ;)
Stranger: put one finger inside ur pussy
Stranger: and lick it
Stranger: it tastes amazing
You: oh wow
You: it is ;D
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: i wanna fuck u
You: okay
You: can we have like... place for it?
Stranger: what does that mean
Stranger: i dont get you
You: like a seeting
You: setting
You: like a forest
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: u like some thing wild
You: yeah!
You: i love forests
Stranger: then lets be in forest
You: i love them even more when i'm making love there ;)
Stranger: i will fuck u harder,,,,and rough
Stranger: u likee to do it in open
Stranger: cool
Stranger: same here
Stranger: open ur top
You: let's do this ok?
You: ok, i do that
Stranger: what r u wearing inside
Stranger: have u got any hot pics of urs?
You: i don't have anymore
You: my camrea broke
Stranger: ok...
You: can we continue plzz ;)
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: i m damn horny
You: so m i
Stranger: what r u wearing now
You: lol, just a thong now
Stranger: fuk....u damn hot
Stranger: i am sucking ur breast.....
You: i moan
Stranger: squeazing it
Stranger: it tastes good
You: i can't stop breethnig
Stranger: now i am kissing u
Stranger: tongue rolling over each other
You: while rolling across the grass floor of the forst
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i put my hand inside ur thong
Stranger: in ur ass
Stranger: hole
You: thats... reeely hot
Stranger: and pressing ur boobs wid another hand
You: ;)
Stranger: pinching ur nipples
You: i start to whisper into your ear
Stranger: biting u
Stranger: yes
You: i say
Stranger: aahah
You: TO THE WIND I WILL SING
You: THE TALE OF A KING
You: THAT REIGNED IN PEACE AND LOVE
You: OF THE ONE OF THE MAN
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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Fri May 22, 2009 6:11 pm

I skipped a bit and read the ending. Pretty nice.

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Post  Anne with an E on Mon May 25, 2009 7:28 pm

Stranger: trueth
Stranger: truht
Stranger: truth
Stranger: ah
You: Spelling: My anti-drug

It's funny because he was high.
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Mon May 25, 2009 10:10 pm

Ah. You can do better, I believe in you.

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Post  DoneZ on Tue May 26, 2009 11:25 am


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Post  harsh29 on Tue May 26, 2009 11:47 am

Only on the second page, this is a mixture of both a very creative guy, and the dumbest of the dumb.

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