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Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 8:58 pm

I love this site so much
http://omegle.com/

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You: WE GON PLAY HOOP?
Stranger: HEEL YE BIATCH
You: HOOP DE'RE IT EEES
You: HIGH FIVE BROTHA
Stranger: HELL YEE BRUDDA
Stranger: asl? :L
You: 13/F/CALI
You: YOU
Stranger: 15/M/ENGLAND BRUV
You: NOICE
Stranger: INNIT
Stranger: BUT I STILL LIKE MAH B-BALL
You: YEAH
You: LOVE ME SOME HOOP
Stranger: HEYAL YEYAH
You: Just kidding, my name is Barack Obama
Stranger: XD
Stranger: i like your SOH
Stranger: tis good
You: My Solo Official Hipster album?
You: It's alright
Stranger: XD
Stranger: dude your funny
Stranger: =)
You: In my seat of power, I better be
Stranger: damn straight
You: Remember Josh,
You: Keep on smiling
Stranger: i aint josh
Stranger: mah name is Eliot, and one day i aspire to rule the world
Stranger: but since that isnt likely
Stranger: i would also like an office job
You: Well, come over to the states, I got a seat for you
Stranger: lol no tanks
Stranger: i would be overshadowed

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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 9:06 pm

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Stranger: hiii
You: Hey
You: Anything bothering you right now?
Stranger: yes
You: what would that be?
Stranger: im horny
You: well then
You: The doctor is in
Stranger: r u male
You: No
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u gay
You: Les?
Stranger: yes
You: BI
You: Bi*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where u from
You: Cali
Stranger: how old r u
You: 16
Stranger: ok doc
Stranger: whats your msn
You: butterflychick807
Stranger: hotmail?
You: yep
Stranger: r u online doc
You: sorry I'm not!
You: Lemme get online
Stranger: ok doc
Stranger: do u have cam
You: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: help me doc
You: i will
You: here I come
Stranger: added
You: cool
You: alright, I'm on
You: i'm not getting anything
Stranger: i cant see u
You: i can't see you either D:
Stranger: say hello doc
Stranger: visibilia@hotmail.com
You: alright
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Post  DoneZ on Sun May 17, 2009 9:13 pm

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: Where do you live
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: u
You: belgium
Stranger: vlaanderen ou wallon
You: no not really
Stranger: thought so
Stranger: asl?
You: 4 yes here
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Post  A beaver on Sun May 17, 2009 9:32 pm

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Stranger: Hi I'm looking for horny girl..
You: You found one.
Stranger: age ?
You: 16
You: u?
Stranger: niicee. I'm 17
Stranger: from?
You: Cali!
Stranger: have u got msn?
You: no
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Stranger: hi
You: Salut!
Stranger: asl ?
You: 15, F, France.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: france ?
Stranger: 봉주르
You: Oui.
Stranger: fuc k yoyu
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Post  DoneZ on Sun May 17, 2009 9:44 pm

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Stranger: I love you.
You: I feel the same way
You: Wanna do it?
Stranger: Well...
You: Don't tell me...
Stranger: I have herpes..
You: No... It can't be.
You: How?
You: Should I get myself checked out?
Stranger: Probably..
Stranger: I mean.
Stranger: It was a surprise for me too
Stranger: "Happy birthday! Have some herpes"
You: Well since we both already probably have herpes it should be safe to assume we can do it all we like
You: I just want you to know I'll stay in this relationship either way
Stranger: I'm so touched you see it that way
Stranger: But really..
Stranger: I'm sort of seeing some one else..
You: We can both see them
Stranger: Perfect!
You: I'm kind of into that sort of thing anyways
You: By the way the someone else I'm seeing is coming over for dinner friday night
Stranger: I hope they get along
You: Can you make those little borritos you make?
Stranger: the ones made of children?
Stranger: of course!
You: Great we have a date
You: Wait is your someone else guy or girl? I need to go over the sex plan
Stranger: Guy of course
Stranger: Does that interfere with your plans at all?
You: No I can work arround it
Stranger: great!
You: Oh yeah I just developed a coke addiction
You: unfortunately
You: Could you pick some up on your way home from work?
Stranger: You can have some of mine
Stranger: it's in the bible
You: Thanks hun
Stranger: Everything is hidden in the bible, you know that
Stranger: including emergency crack
You: Maybe we should start dealing
You: I hear that makes good money
You: And we don't really use the SUV for anything anyways
Stranger: True.. True...
Stranger: But the SUV's so shiny and new
Stranger: I don't want any bullet holes in it
You: Well I cleared out this spot in the woods where we can start making our moonshine
Stranger: You have to show me
Stranger: I've been looking for a good spot for ages!
You: It's perfect. It's not far from our meth lab
Stranger: ah, walking distance?
You: Yeah
Stranger: perfection
Stranger: Everything we need to take over the area with illicit goods
You: We just have to get rid of the Johnson family
Stranger: hmm, the constant aroma of cookies makes them hard to suspect by the police, but we're on to them...
You: No one bakes that much
Stranger: Burn down the house?
Stranger: "baking accident"
You: I could not have come up with a better plan myself
Stranger: Plotting is what I do
You: Gas leak?
You: How do we do it?
Stranger: Gas leak sounds decent
Stranger: a hatchet to the pipes should do it
Stranger: with the meth labing, and the "baking" the house should be blown all the way to iowa
You: Speaking of exsplosives did you call the black market about all that C4 we ordered?
Stranger: It's coming, the shipment was delayed when the "oranges" went bad
Stranger: It should be here in a few weeks
You: I can't wait. We'll blow up city hall and then no one can stop us from taking over
Stranger: I'm just jumping up and down with glee
Stranger: Afterwards, a dinner party is in order to celebrate
You: massive orgy will be taking place on Main Street
Stranger: Yes, but no one orgies on an empty stomach
You: And after we cook all those babies we took from the hospital? Who could possibly be hungry after that?
Stranger: Well yes, some one has to do osmething about the crack babies
You: My mouth is watering just thinking about it
Stranger: It's the goodness of crack and babies, combined into one delicious combination
You: I have a recipe for pot babies. We can use it for the crack babies. Then we can party
Stranger: Hm. Sounds great!
You: And it's an official Martha Stewart recipe!
Stranger: Oh that Martha Stewart, she's a genius!
You: When she went to prison for raping all those babies I cryed myself to sleep every night she was in jail
You: Of course they didn't have enough evidence so justice prevailed
You: It's not the fact that she did it. She just had good reason to do so
Stranger: Yes, it's a shame that's still a crime
You: sorry I got to go dear the FBI is at the door with another warrant
You: The gun is in the bible right?
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: just the 2
Stranger: the other 3 are in the liqour cabinet
Stranger: (the liqour is in the mattress)
You: Okay honey see you in hell
You: Praise satan
Stranger: Hail!
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Re: omegle.com

Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 9:48 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber sex?
You: You know what I like
Stranger: male?
You: Female
Stranger: ok then lets fuck
You: Let's do this
Stranger: from?
Stranger: age?
You: cali
You: 16
Stranger: u r young
Stranger: u cant hold my cock even baby
You: oh yeah
You: watch this
Stranger: u wanna share photos?
Stranger: u have sexy photos?
You: ehhh
You: kinda
Stranger: ?
You: here's one
You: http://galleries3.petiteteenager.com/4/rtpcwhiteknightslol/8.jpg
Stranger: r u her baby?
Stranger: u r very hot then
You: lol nooo~
You: thx
Stranger: ok then just show me urself
You: that's what you get for free ^_~
Stranger: yeaa
Stranger: please
You: :s
You: i dunnoo~
Stranger: please baby
You: well hold on, baby
Stranger: my lady
You: how old r u?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: 18
You: like em older
Stranger: ok then show it to me
You: ah ah!
You: where u frooom?
Stranger: greece
You: Oooh
You: how exotic
Stranger: u wont show me a photo?
You: i will
You: I like tooo
You: get you excited
Stranger: i m really horny now
Stranger: baby just give it to me
You: you can have this for now
You: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2018/2227559976_3d43ed7528.jpg
Stranger: why dont u show urself
You: that's me
You: just with a much better csmera
Stranger: liar
Stranger: u wanna see my cock?
You: :<
Stranger: http://i41.tinypic.com/voonzp.jpg
You: http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/127/d/0/Sexy_Edward_Cullen____by_ilovehiim.jpg
You: REMEMBER ME ALWAYS
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Salut mon ami!
You: Ah, 15, F, Paris France
You: Et tu?
Stranger: 17 m usa
You: Ah, bon.
You: Tu est fort est beau, non?
Stranger: oui
You: Tu est marrant aussi!
Stranger: Merci. Les femmes françaises sont très sexy.
You: Merci beacoup.
Stranger: De rien.
You: J'adore les garcons Americain!
Stranger: Gacrons means?
You: haha
You: oui...
You: Allo?
Stranger: hello
You: Enough shit, I'm going to shove a railroad spike into your delicious ass, you sexy beast.
You: BITCH WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU
Stranger: hey
You: I'M GOING TO USE YOUR BLOOD IN WAYS THAT WOULD MAKE AN AZTEC PRIEST WANT TO KILL HIMSELF.
You: HELL YEA DON'T THINK I WON'T , BITCH.
Stranger: Un dominatrix violent de Paris ?
You: MY DICK WILL SMASH YOUR SKULL IN THIRTY TWO PLACES
Stranger: i thought you were a 15 year old girl from france
You: HELL NO I'M MAGNETO BITCH
Stranger: im the juggernaut bitch
You: I CONTROL METAL BITCH
You: I'LL BEAT PROFESSOR X BITCH
You: I'LL JUGGLE YOUR ASSIST CHARACTERS BITCH
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Post  DoneZ on Sun May 17, 2009 9:51 pm

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You: What is the best video game console
Stranger: xbox 360
You: Wrong
You: N-gage
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: plz
You: 4 yes here
Stranger: what
You: I'm 4 years old. Yes I would like sex
Stranger: oh
You: And I'm right here babe
Stranger: then
Stranger: fuck your self
Stranger: and suck your papa's dick
You: It smells funny
Stranger: shut up
You: Is that a new position?
Stranger: i have sex with your mom yesterday
You: Was she good?
Stranger: yas
Stranger: his
Stranger: hole
Stranger: is big
You: I did her one time
Stranger: oh
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: then
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: hows it going? x
You: Good
You: Age sex and favorite place to buy shoes
Stranger: 14 f um a shop lol
You: Cool
Stranger: u?
You: I can't remember
You: I've been brainwashed probably
Stranger: lol cool
You: Are you my mother?
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Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 10:15 pm

The ending made me laugh. Also I wouldn't click the link that guy sent me.

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Post  A beaver on Sun May 17, 2009 10:19 pm

Stranger: hey
You: This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me?
Stranger: SNNNAAAKKKKEEEEEE
You: Looks like the elevator in the back is the only way up.
Stranger: take it then
You: Got it, okay, I'm ready to go.
You: It's Snake. I'm in front of the disposal facility.
Stranger: enter at will
You: I'm nice and dry, but it is a little hard to move.
Stranger: push through harder snake
You: Take it easy, I'm grateful. If it wasn't for your suit and your shot I would have turned into a popsicle out there.

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Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 10:21 pm

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Stranger: Hey do you like fishsticks
You: HAHA
You: SOUTHPARK
You: SO FUNNY
You: FUCK YOU
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Post  A beaver on Sun May 17, 2009 10:24 pm

^ Handled with upmost professionalism.

You: Naomi, I just had some kind of hallucination. Is it from the nanomachines?
Stranger: Probably just the acid you ate earlier
You: So that was Mantis...?
Stranger: Yup
You: Colonel! Are you listening? Now he's dead too!
Stranger: Give up the videogames, man
You: Don't lie to me!
Stranger: You're scaring me
You: Some kind of poison!?
Stranger: I think you're addicted
You: Can I trust her?

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Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 10:28 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?
Stranger: it's playing with your mum, sergant.
You: Who's that?
Stranger: YOU!
You: No, I'm serious. Now I know I won't be bored for the next 18 hours.
Stranger: 18?
Stranger: I think she can last that long
You: Looks like we both have a lot to learn about each other.
Stranger: i believe so
You: Got it. I'll call if I'm feeling lonely.
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Post  harsh29 on Sun May 17, 2009 10:36 pm

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Stranger: hi
You: What about the air duct near the door?
Stranger: it's all dusty
You: There should also be a duct on the second floor.

Stranger: there is but it's kinda gay
You: I'll let you decide the best COA. I'm counting on you.

Stranger: walk right
You: So where are the keys?
Stranger: i don't know man
Stranger: richard lost them last night when he got high
Stranger: he's always fuckin' high
You: Okay three card keys. Do you know where they mught be keeping Baker?
Stranger: not at all
Stranger: maybe we should just ask them
Stranger: they seem like cool dudes
You: 2nd floor basement?
Stranger: nah, just old newspapers there
You: Any other clues?
Stranger: i don't know ... there's a pizza box
Stranger: but i think that's from the pizza i had yesterday
You: Personal Area Network, huh?
Stranger: yeah, it was a PAN pizza
You: Wow
You: Well played
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i was pretty proud of that one myself
You: You should be
You: Like
You: That was awesome
Stranger: haha
You: With that,
You: Snake out
Stranger: rock on man
Stranger: bye
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I can't believe this one. It was so perfect.


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Stranger: ...Well, well, we meet again.
You: Indeed
You: Again, for the last time
Stranger: I thought I left you for dead back in Russia...
You: You think YOU, can kill, ME?
You: Ha
Stranger: Apparently I couldn't before, but this will be the last few breaths you'll ever draw, MONSTER.
You: You call me a monster? What does that make you, A MAN?
Stranger: What is a MAN?
Stranger: A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS.
You: ENOUGH TALK
You: HAVE AT YOU
Stranger: wait so what
Stranger: are we both dracula, bro
Stranger: I'm confused
You: well now
You: I don't know
You: Scratch that part
Stranger: No, no, I called you monster first.
Stranger: I'm obviously Ritcher.
You: So I'm Dracula
Stranger: Ricter*
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: You do your...fireball thing.
You: Alright
You: I do that
Stranger: I'll just spam hyrdostorm.
Stranger: HYDROSTORM
Stranger: HYDROSTORM
You: UNH
Stranger: HYDROSTORM
You: UNNH
You: UNH
You: UNH
You: UNH
You: TRANSFOOOOOOOOOORM
You: JUMP
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ suprisingly relevant
Stranger: by the way
You: Ahaha
Stranger: But yeah.
Stranger: HYDROSTORM!
Stranger: HYDROSTORM!
You: HURT NOISE
You: HURT NOISE
You: HURT NOISE
You: HOW CAN THIS BE
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: I didn't even have to use Maria :O
You: EXTRA SOMETHING AS ALUCARD WOO
Stranger: oh yeah
You: That's pro
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: I'M OUT
You: ME TOO
Stranger: I'm gonna go be evil
Stranger: since this is SoTN
You: Continue being a man
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you be a monster
You: Thank you
You: I will be
Stranger: Seeya, Dracula!
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Post  A beaver on Sun May 17, 2009 11:08 pm

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You: PUMP UP DA JAM
You: PUMP iT UP
You: WHILE YA FEET ARE THUMPIN
Stranger: Hi
You: AND THE JAM IS PUMPIN
You: PUMP IT UP
You: A LITTLE MORE
You: GET A BODY GOIN ON THE DANE FLOOR
Stranger: Black eyed peas?
You: ...
You: NO.
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You: Did you hear about the accident at the piecost?
Stranger: i don´t know that
You: They had to replace the entire piecost.
Stranger: what´s piecost?
You: ABOUT $2.50 AT WALMART.
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You: Did you hear about the circus fire?
Stranger: no :o
You: IT WAS IN-TENTS!
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Stranger: a
Stranger: b
Stranger: c
Stranger: d
Stranger: e
Stranger: f
Stranger: g
Stranger: h
You: 1
Stranger: i
Stranger: j
You: 2
Stranger: k
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
You: 10
You: 11
You: 12
Stranger: C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
You: 13
You: 14
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Stranger: hey f/m
You: f
You: y?
Stranger: idk im a dude
Stranger: age?
You: 19.
Stranger: same haha
You: :D
Stranger: do u have a webcam?
Stranger: lol
You: yes...
You: wut did u have in mind?
Stranger: idk im bored and iwanna video chat wit someone
Stranger: also kinda horny so i wanted to wit a girl
You: ah
You: That's a shame because I'm a guy and you are now gay on the internet.
You: Grats/
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Post  harsh29 on Mon May 18, 2009 12:13 am

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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
You: Do you have any idea if they figured out who let the dogs out?
Stranger: Thats such a good question
Stranger: i've always wondered
Stranger: i believe it was the police, but i dont think they figured it out yet
You: Then...
You: Who?
You: Who? Who? Who?
Stranger: I wonder...
Stranger: You should write
You: A song about it?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: That would be very clever
You: I am a clever person
You: Thank you, I will give you credit on the CD
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You: WWWWELCOME
Stranger: TTTTHANK YOU
You: ...
You: WELL THEN
Stranger: IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?
You: S'BOUT IT.
Stranger: WELL.
Stranger: FUCK.
You: FUCK INDEED.
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS FINE EVENING?
You: TALKING TO SOME STRANGER
Stranger: REALLY? THAT'S WEIRD.
Stranger: WEIRDO.
You: YEAH
You: IT'S LIKE
You: THEY TAUGHT ME ABOUT STRANGER DANGER AND I FORGOT IT ALL
Stranger: BAD MOVE, BROMIGO.
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER IS VERY DANGEROUS.
You: WAIT
Stranger: HENCE THE NAME
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER
You: I NEED AN ADULT
Stranger: WHAT? WHY?
You: STRANGER
You: IT'S YOU
Stranger: WHERE?
Stranger: ME?!
You: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME!?
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO FIND OUT!
You: YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME
Stranger: IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
Stranger: BUT. IF I TOLD YOU. OUR LOVE COULD HAVE NEVER BEEN.
You: I WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD DAMMIT
You: I WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOOO~D
Stranger: WELL.
Stranger: I'M SORRY.
Stranger: SINCERELY SORRY.
You: I FORGIVE YOU
Stranger: OH, THANK YOU STRANGER.
Stranger: HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?
You: UH
You: A DOLLAR
Stranger: YOU GOT IT
You: THANKS PAL
Stranger: SURE THING
You: IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME AGAIN
Stranger: DISCONNECTIN' TIME?
You: YEAH
Stranger: I UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: FAREWELL.
You: FAREWELLS

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Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 12:28 am

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: A little bit of both
Stranger: well
Stranger: what are u biologicaly?
You: I can't tell
You: I like to blur the lines
Stranger: what?
Stranger: hemaphrodite?
You: Not exactly
Stranger: k
Stranger: well
Stranger: i looking for hot guys
Stranger: to send me
Stranger: naked pics
You: They like to call it a mangina
Stranger: of themselves
Stranger: ...
Stranger: thats a tad narsty
Stranger: so
Stranger: bye now

Stranger: hola
You: I think I'm dead
Stranger: well shit i'm tlaking to a ghost
You: Well I want to do some ghost things
You: I tryed wanking in public today
Stranger: what do you see?
Stranger: what do they do?
Stranger: not so good.
You: It was okay
You: I think I might only be invisible when I'm not masturbating
You: It is an interesting concept
Stranger: yeah i guess.
You: I have not tryed having sexual contact yet as contact as a whole is impossible for a ghost
Stranger: why yes it is.
You: Adolf Hitler
You: I met him
You: He's not so bad now
Stranger: enh
Stranger: what did you say to him
You: I mean he has had time to think over what he did
You: I said I wanted to know why
Stranger: lol
You: And he simply said that there was no reason
You: He just wanted to
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: i want to do some things but i know they are bad..so i don't do them
You: It's a way to write history I suppose
You: When you are a ghost there is always time to try
Stranger: i guess.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i am from the USA
You: No you aren't
You: Russian spy
Stranger: actually i am from the us
Stranger: and my name is barack obama
You: Oh my god
You: Can I ask you a favor?
Stranger: sure
You: My brother's birthday wish was to get blown from Barack Obama
Stranger: unfortunately, i cannot oblige that
You: Can you just lick it?
Stranger: no
You: Okay nevermind
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Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 1:05 am

Wtf


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Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 1:13 am

Stranger: who puts the "glad" in "gladiator" :) ?
You: Hercules
Stranger: FINALLY
Stranger: u win :D
You: lol
Stranger: but did u know that hercules was from a greek background, whereas gladiators are actually from a roman heritage
You: Woah I never thought about it that way
Stranger: so i fail to see how hercules had anything to do with gladiators
Stranger: :)

You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I am Alpha and Omega
You: the beginning
You: And the end
Stranger: oh...
You: I will give to the one who thirsts from the spring of the water of life without cost.
You: There is no god
You: Besides me
Stranger: you ... um...
Stranger: God bless you...

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Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 1:41 am

I'd be lying if I said I didn't try cybering with someone on here. The fact is if you're afraid of typing some things you never get anything done. Let me just say that "pretend it's a popsicle" never sits right with many people.

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Post  A beaver on Mon May 18, 2009 2:04 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Enemy STRANGER sent out CATERPIE!
You: Do it, CHARMANDER!
You: CHARMANDER used EMBER!
Stranger: u pokemon freak
You: It's super effective!
You: Enemy CATERPIE fainted!
Stranger: wass ur country??
You: My Pokemon suck.
You: How did you level up your Charmander so fast?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You.
Stranger: Stranger:
You: We meet again...
You: And here to think I rid myself of you for the last time.
Stranger: and my mother told me never told me to talk to strangers
Stranger: but here we are
You: Indeed.
You: Such irony, and yet it is fate.
Stranger: so strange
You: Or do you not believe in fate You?
Stranger: fate is for faggots
Stranger: we determine our own destiny
You: Perhaps there is some false viel that blinds you to the truth that we are all mere puppets on a string?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: where are you from
You: I wouldn't be a very good stranger if I told you, would I You?
Stranger: well youre boring
Stranger: so im gonna leave
You: Isn't life?
You: We'll meet again, mark my words.
You: Ahahahahaha
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: omegle.com

Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 11:17 am

It's blocked at school. I have nothing to do.

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Post  harsh29 on Mon May 18, 2009 11:24 am

It's all I planned to do today.

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Post  DoneZ on Mon May 18, 2009 11:32 am

I'm just going to read somethingawful all day.

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Post  harsh29 on Mon May 18, 2009 11:46 am

I need to remember about that site more.

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