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Post  DoneZ on Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:43 pm

Flumer wrote:Ahahahaha. No.

Yes.
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:42 am

dancing didn't kill cancer - moot kilt cansor

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From: Alex L. Trevorrow
Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 2009 9:57 AM
To: William A. Aurandt
Subject: SOME EXPLOSIVE LEGS AND A NEW ARTICLE


I'm glad that the people of America can't tell the difference between a prosthetic leg and a bomb. I can understand this all though. A mysterious metallic thing appears in front of the sheriff's office, if there' any possibility of it being a bomb, might as well not risk killing yourself over being dumb and it being a bomb. Since what appeared to be a bomb was something ridiculous like a prosthetic leg, no matter what happened someone was going look dumb.

My Article:
How dancing killed cancer
1. THON was held
2. Too much heat from the dance arose for cancer
3. Cameron Pohl's dance
4. How well other's didn't dance
5. Glow sticks against cancer
6. How dancing kills cancer
7. How hard the groove/funk/rhythm hit the world
8. How breaks are alright for the cure
9. Why others aren't helping
10. How others try to help but, are just hurting

He's trying to be like us. By typing wrong and knowing what we know.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  DoneZ on Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:01 pm

Why?
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:42 pm

"Hey, did you get my 4chan email?"

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  DoneZ on Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:49 pm

DID YA GET THAT THING I SENT YA?
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  A beaver on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:48 pm

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  DoneZ on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:01 pm

Yep.
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  Flumer on Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:41 pm

I was the best dancer past 3AM.
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  A beaver on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:16 pm

PASS OUT AT THREE WAKE UP AT TEN.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  Anne with an E on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:40 pm

I am not familiar with treecos....

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Sent: Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:16 PM
To: William A. Aurandt
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so i herd u liek treecos



ahahahah
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  DoneZ on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:16 pm

Where you dress up like trees. Treecos.
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:22 pm

Here's what I ended up writing for that:

Cancer Has Been Slain

Alex Trevorrow



Recently cancer has been cured and is now rid of this world. Many believe it was because of the recent THON that was held the Westmont Hilltop High School in Pennsylvania. There was too much heat from the dance floor that cancer decided to throw in the towel and just leave. The events happened in such a way that this could only be what was responsible for the cured cancer. One of the main dancers was Cameron Pohl aka Cammy P. Many thought that this youth would not last more than 2.5 hours. However he proved them very wrong and lasted the whole time, which was 12 hours straight.

There were many people at this THON event, however many of them were not really dancing. A majority was just standing around in the center of the gymnasium and sort of bouncing, even if that. Showing power in numbers can let you get away with pretending to “dance.” People should really show that dancing may just be you moving around awkwardly, however when you just bounce that when you just show that you’re “lame.”

Before the event was held, the glow stick company Glowproducts started a charity for cancer. Knowing about the upcoming THON, it was the perfect time to fight cancer. Cancer and glowsticks do not mix well, and seeing how the cure has been found, it truly shows.

Some people are questioning “How does dancing cure cancer?” well; to be honest I have no idea. It just does. However, I have a sleight idea, there was so much groove, funk, and rhythm in the gym at THON that it escaped the gym and went around the world and that the wave was the cure. Seeing how the wave wiped all traces of cancer, there is no more worry of it coming back.

People were trying to dance and help out but in reality, they were just throwing off everyone’s groove. Whenever you have someone wrecking the dance floor and then they bump into someone just standing around. That’s just terrible, and that makes them a terrible person. There is also another group of people that try to help but are just hurting the cause. A few kids arrived drunk to this THON event. Which is ridiculous, whenever they may be one of the people leading in donations, arriving drunk is not exactly the ideal person to help. Whenever one of the taglines is “For the kids!” you sure are not leaving a good impression.

Another person that was at the THON event was William Aurandt. He saw firsthand the power of dance, and he still has other theories as to why cancer vanished from earth. He believes that someone from the internet by the alias “moot” has destroyed cancer. Since this is so recent one can only hope to investigate more into this case. Maybe the dance was the power as many believe, or maybe it’s the theory of Mr. Aurandt that this “moot” character destroyed cancer. Only time will tell.
Read it if you want.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  narhar on Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:50 pm

Does he really talk about moot? I never know when you guys are kidding.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:07 pm

Yes, it's the weirdest thing ever.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  narhar on Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:46 pm

That's it I'M QUITTIN SKOO.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  A beaver on Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:01 am

I fear our damage done to that man is irreversible.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:27 am

Indeed.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  Flumer on Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:46 pm

He tries to talk like us now...I LOVE IT. Pretty soon he's gonna quit being the weight lifting coach!
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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:42 pm

RE: A joke
William A. Aurandt
You replied on 4/20/2009 9:16 AM.
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 9:13 AM
To:
Alex L. Trevorrow
Attachments:
my job to make them smile . . . burt inside I cry
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From: Alex L. Trevorrow
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 8:51 AM
To: William A. Aurandt
Subject: RE: A joke

I'm sorry. At least everyone got a good laugh.
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From: William A. Aurandt
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 8:48 AM
To: Alex L. Trevorrow
Subject: RE: A joke

I am Pagliacci
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From: Alex L. Trevorrow
Sent: Monday, April 20, 2009 8:46 AM
To: Rachel A. Yahn; Ty C. Zatsick; Cameron M. Pohl; Matthew C. Werner; David F. Pepley; Hannah Winterscheidt; William A. Aurandt
Subject: A joke

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laughs. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Post  A beaver on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:34 pm

No comment?

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  harsh29 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:54 am

Xbox Yogurt doesn't exist according to Aurandt.

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  Flumer on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:20 pm

We need to invite him places now.
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Post  harsh29 on Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:36 pm

Ahahaha that would be hilariously weird/creepy.

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Post  A beaver on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:51 am

Mr. Aurandt needs to play the Hollister Game

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Re: What happens to me in Journalism

Post  Flumer on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:26 pm

...yes. My god, yes. Actually I haven't played it in awhile. Anyone up for a game?
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