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Post  DoneZ on Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:29 am

1. Do you ever think you are mentally retarded except no one has ever told you?
2. Why was Professor Utonium making little girls in the first place?
3. Does Waldo not want to be found?
4. Why is it called 5 gum?
5. What if the assassinated presidents were never killed?
6. What could you use to fuel a machine that goes the speed of light?
7. When we use up all the petrol will we attempt to condense animals into fuel?
8. Are there comedians who don't use sarcasm?
9. Korn? Keep on running nigger? Seriously what?
10. If they have a private school for midgets is basketball played in gym class?
11. What are the rules for a breathing contest?
12. What WOULD Jesus do?

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Post  harsh29 on Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:21 am

The second one is still my favorite.

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Post  narhar on Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:23 am

1. Do you ever think you are mentally retarded except no one has ever told you?
I think about this all the time. You have no idea.

2. Why was Professor Utonium making little girls in the first place?
Professor Utonium was only trying to make one little girl, because he wanted to be a father.

3. Does Waldo not want to be found?
Waldo neither wants to be found nor to be not found, he just has a knack for getting himself lost in crowds.

4. Why is it called 5 gum?
Advertisements for the gum suggest it stimulates all five of the human senses.

5. What if the assassinated presidents were never killed?
Lyndon Johnson would never have been president.

6. What could you use to fuel a machine that goes the speed of light?
Whatever we're already using. Time travel is theoretically possible through the use of Kerr holes. Kerr holes are rotating black holes that could be used as portals for time travel or travel to parallel universes

7. When we use up all the petrol will we attempt to condense animals into fuel?
If that happens, I'm going to go live underground.

8. Are there comedians who don't use sarcasm?
No.

9. Korn? Keep on running nigger? Seriously what?
What?

10. If they have a private school for midgets is basketball played in gym class?
I'm sure they do, with lower hoops.

11. What are the rules for a breathing contest?
What the hell is a breathing contest?

12. What WOULD Jesus do?
Condone cannibalism.

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Post  DoneZ on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:42 pm

Don't answer my questions with a question.

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Post  harsh29 on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:43 pm

I have one,

Why did you leave the keys up on the table?

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Post  DoneZ on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:44 pm

Because you wanted to.

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Post  harsh29 on Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:11 pm

Oh yeah.

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Post  DoneZ on Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:29 pm

Where are all the children?

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Post  harsh29 on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:06 am

The Rolling Stones took them.

Will anyone get this?

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Post  DoneZ on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:25 am

WAR CHEELDREN?

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Post  narhar on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:40 am

Whatever, I'm the smartest person here because I answered the most questions.

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Post  harsh29 on Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:02 am

There's no more questions, and you were the first, so why would that make you the smartest? awesome

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Post  narhar on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:19 pm

BECAUSE I ANSWERED THEM ALL ON MY OOOOOWN

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Post  DoneZ on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:45 pm

A number three pencil that was used by George Bush to sign the Decleration of Independance.

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:52 pm

...



WHAT.

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Post  Anne with an E on Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:17 am

1. Do you ever think you are mentally retarded except no one has ever told you?


This question has haunted me more than you will ever know.
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Post  narhar on Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:58 pm

You know what really bothers me? The Life Skills kids who aren't, like, severely retarded all watch South Park. But that show makes fun of retards all the time. Do they know they're retarded? Are they like "HA HA STUPID RETARDS" ???

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Post  harsh29 on Thu Dec 11, 2008 7:03 pm

I laughed so hard at that.

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Post  Anne with an E on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:42 pm

"If I had retarded kids, I'd keep them skinny!"
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Post  harsh29 on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:51 pm

What?

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Post  DoneZ on Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:51 pm

What hat? I see no hat.

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Post  narhar on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:57 pm

I'm a terrible person, Rachael.

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Post  DoneZ on Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:59 pm

Are talking about the black kid in life skills?

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Post  harsh29 on Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:40 pm

I remember the really big one!

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